First and last scene of each Harry Potter film.

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
"Surround yourself with positive people who will support you when it rains, not just when it shines."

relahvant:

relahvant:

i have lost my pants

someone help me find my pants

they have disappeared

poof

gone

pants where are you

i hope they’re okay

throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

tentakewl:

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ image

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane